Industry Professionals Share Nuggets of Information

[Erratic]

a large majority of people working in the game industry know nothing about actually developing games at all! They have no skills in design, programming or art production, literally the only things necessary to develop a game. This still blows my mind every day

[Pericolos0]

If going for a coffee, always leave the nicest part of your model/texture up on the screen so people stupidly think you're awesome.

hehe I always do this

[KoKo5oVaR]

- If you feel like a frustrated artist look at this Bruegel drawing :

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- Also if you wonder what the game industry is about, check this other drawing from Bruegel :

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- Money is more consistent than human relationships, this is why most of your co-workers will often choose money first

[KoKo5oVaR]

- Try to remember the name of the guy who made the assets of the crates in call of duty 2

[Skjalg]

This thread delivers.

[Rick_D]

if you don't start your morning with the strongest coffee imaginable you've not lost your innocence yet. good luck!

[Neoncypher]

If your co-worker goes off to take yet another 30min shit, and doesn't lock his computer, you are permitted to insert a gay pride/Bieber fever pic in his windows7 background rotation.

Also, if said co-worker also leaves his facebook open (idiot), change his age to 84 and sexual preference to men several times so facebook won't let him change it back

[PogoP]

Great first post there sir!

[-HP-]

Who the fuck are you?

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[ElectroSheep]

If your co-worker goes off to take yet another 30min shit, and doesn't lock his computer, you are permitted to insert a gay pride/Bieber fever pic in his windows7 background rotation.

Also, if said co-worker also leaves his facebook open (idiot), change his age to 84 and sexual preference to men several times so facebook won't let him change it back

Lol, an ancient co-worker at ubi, have a dick mouse pointer which appears every minutes for a micro second.. and he never noticed it

[Skacky]

This thread is amazing.

[FrieChamp]

- when you have a long commute after work don't eat foods at the office that give you diarrhea

Sounds like a lesson learned the fluid way.

I'd love a Mapcore-spinoff of The Office...

THIS!

Actually...an adventure game taking place in a game development studio would also be cool.

*goes to register as Tim Scheaefer at Kickstarter and starts a new project/makes millions*