Industry Professionals Share Nuggets of Information

[Minos]

Stick a post-it to the underside of a colleague's mouse and watch him reboot the PC a few times wondering why the mouse is not working.

[FrieChamp]

- If you really don't like someone, find a dead animal outside : bird, mouse .. and put it on their desk

I've always thought this was a display of appreciation. You know like cats do...

[ElectroSheep]

Stick a post-it to the underside of a colleague's mouse and watch him reboot the PC a few times wondering why the mouse is not working.

True story

[Froyok]

- Don't give advices to game devs +40 years old

[KoKo5oVaR]

- Don't give advices to game devs +40 years old

Of course there is exceptions

[KoKo5oVaR]

- If you have an awesome game concept you are very enthusiastic about to the point of making a complete game design document; don't show it to your company executives ( especially if you are currently working at ubisoft )

[KoKo5oVaR]

- Mafioso style : Say to someone false strictly confidential information and see if it's coming back to your ears in the next days

[PogoP]

- If you are really not happy with your coworkers and the company policy, annihilate the toilets by taking a crap on the floor. Keep it anonymous !!!

Holy fucking shit dude, you will not believe this.... but somebody ACTUALLY did that at Frontier today. Vilham can back me up on this, though he works upstairs so may not have heard. I'm being completely serious. Fucking weirdos at Frontier I tell you.

Somebody smeared shit on the wall apparently, it caused a right ruckus I can tell you.

[Thrik]

lmao!!!!!

[KoKo5oVaR]

Sounds like tradition !!!!

[KoKo5oVaR]

- When a producer comes to your desk, crouch down to your level, say nice things about your work and then ask you a hand for a little something, say no ( if you can )

[KoKo5oVaR]

- People often aren't cool with interns because they can actually take their jobs; plus they are not here for too long so why bother

[KoKo5oVaR]

- Don't be the gestapo spy of the direction, it may give you the position of creative director after one year of game industry experience, but once the company run out of business you will be judged for crimes against humanity

[KoKo5oVaR]

- Don't crush the dreams and hopes of your co-workers with your silly cynical points of view

[Sentura]

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