Industry Professionals Share Nuggets of Information

[insta]

Sit atleast 3 meters away from your monitor, when people give you grief about not actually being able to do anything productive, show your doctors note.

[cincinnati]

when nodding off in meetings, try to follow it up with more nods so people think you've just got a good beat in your head.

[KoKo5oVaR]

- As actions speak louder than words, when someone (and especially your superiors) have to take a decision : if nothing has been decided yet, everyone can easily change their opinions if the idea was a bad one. But once a decision has been taken clearly by someone, if it's bad, you will have all the hardest time making him stop. Because that person will rather like take you in the hole with him rather than going back on his act.

[PogoP]

A good point.

Also, if you know your boss is off, it's fine to be 15-20 mins late. Or even just take the entire day off without consequence.

[PogoP]

Bored at work; browse Reddit all day. Fuuuuuck.

[Algor]

- Take up smoking so you can take long breaks every 2-3 hours and not get blamed for it

- Bring your own coffee or tea because the work coffee/tea is shit

- Set up auto defrag schedule every day because syncing thousands of assets every day will make your PC suffer

[Pericolos0]

- Bring your own coffee or tea because the work coffee/tea is shit

Fuck you if you dont drink the shitty office coffee.. it's part of the experience man

[Skjalg]

the coffee i drink at work is super excellent. it grinds the beans and makes it deliciously fresh right infront of me

[Skacky]

- Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching medieval porn.

[Pampers]

- Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching midget incest medieval porn.

fxd

[⌐■_■]

- Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching midget incest medieval porn.

fxd

[2d-chris]

after 3.5 years of the same office coffee I can say it starts to taste shit no matter how good it _was_

[-HP-]

It's beyond the taste of shit right now... I can't even SMELL that fucking coffee, when someone walks next to my desk with that coffee I start to feel sick, that's how much I can stand it now.

[KoKo5oVaR]

Drink some booze at your desks guys, it will cover the smell

[Furyo]

Stop drinking coffee altogether, get huge migraines for a few days due to caffeine withdrawal, problem fixed.

PS: I just went through this stopping sodas altogether.