insta Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Sit atleast 3 meters away from your monitor, when people give you grief about not actually being able to do anything productive, show your doctors note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cincinnati Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 when nodding off in meetings, try to follow it up with more nods so people think you've just got a good beat in your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoKo5oVaR Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 - As actions speak louder than words, when someone (and especially your superiors) have to take a decision : if nothing has been decided yet, everyone can easily change their opinions if the idea was a bad one. But once a decision has been taken clearly by someone, if it's bad, you will have all the hardest time making him stop. Because that person will rather like take you in the hole with him rather than going back on his act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PogoP Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 A good point. Also, if you know your boss is off, it's fine to be 15-20 mins late. Or even just take the entire day off without consequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PogoP Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Bored at work; browse Reddit all day. Fuuuuuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algor Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 - Take up smoking so you can take long breaks every 2-3 hours and not get blamed for it - Bring your own coffee or tea because the work coffee/tea is shit - Set up auto defrag schedule every day because syncing thousands of assets every day will make your PC suffer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pericolos0 Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 - Bring your own coffee or tea because the work coffee/tea is shit Fuck you if you dont drink the shitty office coffee.. it's part of the experience man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skjalg Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 the coffee i drink at work is super excellent. it grinds the beans and makes it deliciously fresh right infront of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacky Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 - Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching medieval porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pampers Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 - Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching midget incest medieval porn. fxd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
⌐■_■ Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 - Do not watch Game of Thrones at work during pauses, otherwise your co-workers may think you are watching midget incest medieval porn. fxd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2d-chris Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 after 3.5 years of the same office coffee I can say it starts to taste shit no matter how good it _was_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-HP- Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 It's beyond the taste of shit right now... I can't even SMELL that fucking coffee, when someone walks next to my desk with that coffee I start to feel sick, that's how much I can stand it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoKo5oVaR Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Drink some booze at your desks guys, it will cover the smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furyo Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Stop drinking coffee altogether, get huge migraines for a few days due to caffeine withdrawal, problem fixed. PS: I just went through this stopping sodas altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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