Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

[text_fish]

On 12/2/2021 at 7:21 PM, ThunderKeil said:

apparently scaling your playermodel in csgo just scales your pants

I feel like this is representative of the age of the average CSGO player. We all wear our trousers a little higher and spend a little longer in the bathroom now, right?

[blackdog]

That would look good in a fishing map/mode

[will2k]

4 hours ago, text_fish said:

I feel like this is representative of the age of the average CSGO player. We all wear our trousers a little higher and spend a little longer in the bathroom now, right?

Speak for yourself, grandpa! 

[blackdog]

Navi era confirmed

The addition of B1t was like adding Scottie Pippen to the Bulls roster. (Or Magisk to Astralis ).

Edited December 22, 2021 by blackdog

[blackdog]

Faceit and ESL merge, under an investment group banner (for $1.5B)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/esports/esl-faceit-acquired-and-merged-by-saudi-owned-savvy-gaming-group-for-reported-2415-billion/ar-AAT6faX?ocid=uxbndlbing

[Dabu]

oh wow this thread is old

[blackdog]

2 hours ago, Poofoge said:

oh wow this thread is old

Yup, it’s friendly been dedicated to me as well. I won’t let it die

[Dabu]

12 minutes ago, blackdog said:

Yup, it’s friendly been dedicated to me as well. I won’t let it die

my favorite thread is they hunger lost souls, Black Mesa: Source, HL3 and CSGO.

[blackdog]

Pasha

 

[blackdog]

The young prodigy

[NikiOo]

After close inspection of m0nesy and s1mple's skull and consulting with Vaugh's manual of Phrenology, I believe I have discovered the long-sought secret of Counter-Strike mastery.

First here are some paintings of s1mple and m0nesy, with the skeletal regions of interest highlighted in ruby red.

Pay close attention to their hair. In both players' paintings it is combed to the right. Their eye colors are identical, and there's a significant correlation between the shadow-patterns produced by their eye cavities. Striking similarity is also found in the shape and color of their lips. Also pay attention to the lipo-chinal concavity, which seems to be of equal depth.

After examining paintings of many other players, I have managed to correlate each of these areas of the human skull with archetypal traits. I have produced the following Vaugh diagram to display these traits:

I may say, this is some pretty conclusive evidence for the existence of genetically-inherited traits that relate to performance in Counter-Strike-related tasks. I look forward to seeing more research from other phrenologists on this topic

 

Edited March 11, 2022 by NikiOo

[blackdog]

There must be something in the water in Ukraine!

[sn0wsh00]

Ever wonder how agents look like without their masks and glasses? Why of course you do:

 

[sn0wsh00]

Kinda sus these maps are

[blackdog]

Just seen the highlights of IEM Katowice and… @Roald how does it feel to see Anubis played by the pros in the top tier? 

(i assume this was the first tournament that was played?)

also, this giving you much upkeep work for fixes etc?

anyways

Edited February 27, 2023 by blackdog