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On 12/2/2021 at 7:21 PM, ThunderKeil said:

apparently scaling your playermodel in csgo just scales your pants


I feel like this is representative of the age of the average CSGO player. We all wear our trousers a little higher and spend a little longer in the bathroom now, right?

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12 minutes ago, blackdog said:

Yup, it’s friendly been dedicated to me as well. I won’t let it die ?

my favorite thread is they hunger lost souls, Black Mesa: Source, HL3 and CSGO.

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After close inspection of m0nesy and s1mple's skull and consulting with Vaugh's manual of Phrenology, I believe I have discovered the long-sought secret of Counter-Strike mastery.

First here are some paintings of s1mple and m0nesy, with the skeletal regions of interest highlighted in ruby red.



Pay close attention to their hair. In both players' paintings it is combed to the right. Their eye colors are identical, and there's a significant correlation between the shadow-patterns produced by their eye cavities. Striking similarity is also found in the shape and color of their lips. Also pay attention to the lipo-chinal concavity, which seems to be of equal depth.

After examining paintings of many other players, I have managed to correlate each of these areas of the human skull with archetypal traits. I have produced the following Vaugh diagram to display these traits:


I may say, this is some pretty conclusive evidence for the existence of genetically-inherited traits that relate to performance in Counter-Strike-related tasks. I look forward to seeing more research from other phrenologists on this topic


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