Hitman: Absolution

[Mazy]

[ctswin]

[knj]

yea saw it this morning and was like ->

[Zacker]

This new trailer does not have any of the class that previous IO trailers usually do. The Hitman E3 2011 trailer was totally awesome while the NunsWithGuns trailer lacks any sign of intelligence.

[Puddy]

Seriously, what the hell happened in that trailer?

It's just so... what... the... fuck on so many levels.

The tattoo seems to indicate they work for the same organization as 47 used to. Why on earth would you hire these ineffecient lunatics who have no form of peripheral vision and absolutely no hearing (jesus you can't just snap neck after neck unnoticed!!!)?

I would've LOVED if this trailer used ONE female assasin posing as a nun who proved to be a worth adversary for 47 (a requirement would be that she was't wearing burlesque clothing underneath).

Furthermore, are these ladies going to be in the game? If so, the trailer pretty much reveals their ultimate fate. That's unless they represent a type of enemy which we'll be seeing more of (armies of killer nuns!!!). If they ARE NOT in the game... what the hell am I watching and why?

I mean JESUS EFFING CHRIST who broke out the funky mushrooms at IOI?!?!

I cannot for the life of my interpret this trailer as a joke or stylistic "spin-off" trailer to the game. I have to take the trailer at face-value since the tone of the trailer is serious bizniz.

Oh fuck it let's play some banjo.

[Warby]

Seriously, what the hell...

and absolutely no hearing (jesus you can't just snap neck after neck unnoticed!!!)?

actualy thats the only part in the trailer that does make sense to me they just fired an rpg at a facade that was like 5 meters away from them ...

so we have either option:

A) they have ear plugs ---> cant hear 47

or

B) they have the biggest tinitus of their lifes just about now that they will probably not recover from ---> cant hear 47

i am sure who ever coocked up this scenario didnt think that far though

[ctswin]

Charlie Brooker on the trailer:

Trail for Hitman: Absolution is terrible shit aimed at base, clueless imbeciles. Fuck the games industry if it thinks that works. Fuck it.

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Charlie Brooker on the trailer:

Trail for Hitman: Absolution is terrible shit aimed at base, clueless imbeciles. Fuck the games industry if it thinks that works. Fuck it.

Good to see he woke up, cos that has been the case for like half a decade now.

[Zarsky]

This left me very confused.....looked cool, but nuns & rpgs? Is this Saints Row Absolution?

[Taylor]

Ouch, trailer is DmC-levels of missing the point.

[General Vivi]

[PaulH]

It's possible the trailer was a marketing ploy to get people talking about the game, in which case it's certainly worked

[Puddy]

It's possible the trailer was a marketing ploy to get people talking about the game, in which case it's certainly worked

Yesh, that angle is ever-present in the minds of marketers, like an inoperable cancer.

[Mazy]

Something from the actual game

[knj]

About 90 sec's in and i stoped it, don't want to spoil too much, but looks sweet Mazy !