Vinny Testaverde Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 plz only real funny ones What did the blond say after she lost the breaststroke swimming race? "No fair!, everyone was using their arms" ---------------------- Why was the blond 3 hours late after having the power go out at the mall? Because she was on an escalator. ---------------------- 3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. ----------------------------- One day, a blonde, brunette and a redhead escape from prison. While they are running, they find an old barn. The brunette goes into the hayloft to see if there is anyhwere to hide, and she finds three old feed sacks. So, the three of them curl into the sacks to hide. A little while latter, the sheriff and his deputys find the barn and go inside. So far, they dont see anything, so the sheriff sends a deputy into the loft to look around. The sheriff calls, "Whats up there?" Deputy, "Nothin' but some old sacks." Sheriff, "Find out whats in 'em." So the deputy kicks the first one, and the brunette says "Woof." "Theres a dog in this one!" He kicks the second sack and the redhead goes "meow." "Theres a cat in this one here." "Whats in the third one boy?" asks the sheriff. The deputy kicks the third sack and the blonde says "potatoes." :/ post ur funny ones Quote
CrazyMAC Posted October 22, 2003 Report Posted October 22, 2003 This blind man walks into a bank and he got his guide dog and everything. so he walks into the center and all of a sudden he start swinging the dog around his head and the ppl there are like hole shit wtf u doing to that poor dog and kids and crying and shit this dogs like choking and stuff D;~ anyway the blind guy stops and a cashier runs over to him and says "due wat do u think ur doing that cruelty to animals" blind guy turns to him and say "i wash just having alook around" BOOM SHHHHHHHH Quote
Minos Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 That is a bit racist, but fun, sorry. (I'm not racist :evil: ) In a funeral of a negro, when the dead man was putted into the earth, a urubu (that dark bird that eats prey) flew above them. And the boy said: Mum, look ! Dad has become an angel ! Sorry Quote
Guest John Kerry Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 A baby seal walk in to a club. Quote
FrieChamp Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 A turtle walks into a supermarket... ...and the light goes off. omai~ Love your barn joke JonM Quote
Guest John Kerry Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 frie, you ruined my joke... stop Quote
Duff-e Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 WHY DIDNT DUFFY GET TO SCHOOL? CAUSE THE FUCKING BITCH DICK COCK SUCKING SHIT LICKING MOTHER FUCKING MONKEY CUNT EATING CAB COMPANY CANT READ FUCKING STREET SIGNS Quote
FrieChamp Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 No Urby, it's all original stuff baby, straight from....elementary school Quote
Fletch Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 Why did Fletch cross the road? To kill babies. Quote
mikezilla Posted October 23, 2003 Report Posted October 23, 2003 why does this thread totally suck? I need your help on the answer here... you have to mentally paste all of your jokes into this spot. Quote
Vinny Testaverde Posted October 24, 2003 Author Report Posted October 24, 2003 What do you call a irish guy who is high on weed? a baked potato i made that one up :/ Quote
zaphod Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 A baby seal walk in to a club. I declare urby the winner. Quote
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