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The Postman

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  1. Jesus u guys are so hard. Ppl can do whatever they want with their lifes. Its selfish to make them suffer just so they will be alive.

    Anyways the video is funny :D

    Suffering is cancer. Suffering is the pain of losing a child. Suffering is slowly dying of Multiple Sclerosis.

    Suffering is not being a fucking teenager and being depressed about highschool or people picking on you for your choice in dress and hair dye.

    The bitch that offed herself deserves no pity for the hell she put her friends and family through after she ended her existence.

  2. Actually, we won this war :x

    I was just about to say the same thing.

    For the record, American "dough boys" were pretty universally loathed by both the Allies and their enemies during that campaign. They saw it as a European war and saw the late entry by the US as so much "vulturing" and posturing.

    My head's a'whir with what to do next. I'm thinking possibly a Renault tank.

  3. The funeral was for some stupid goth bitch who offed herself. So her nerd friends (especially since she was a girl) hold a funeral for her in WoW. How trite. Three cheers for the guild that ransacked them :D

  4. maybe it would be better if there was another option for those of us who aren't character modelers.

    Perhaps it could be anything at all from WW1?

    But then again everybody would just do mark IVs :wink:

    Good point. WW1 it is! Anything you want. Early tanks, gas masked horses or whatever!

  5. Alright folks. This is a challenge to all you modellers out there. Sure high poly modelling might be the haute couture today but there is a strange kind of sublime creation in low poly construction. Getting the most out of your polys and a low rez texture means ingenuity and creativity.

    So I level a challenge! For the month of May the Low Poly Modelling challenge is this:

    World War 1 Anything!

    Polycount max: 250

    Texture size max: 128x128

    Get to it Mapcore, let's see what our fine community can come up with!

  6. NEEDS. MORE. PYRAMID HEAD! :mad:

    on one hand the movie has some truly neat visuals and there are some crazy messed up deaths that happen.

    "...help keep me pure!" followed by barbed wire evisceration via the vagina for victory!

  7. Last time I was in a fight was at a party where some chubby sorority bitch tried to strangle my girlfriend because she was telling said sorority bitch's boyfriend to stop breaking shit.

    I grabbed her by the goddamned neck, slammed her into the bathroom door and said "Honey, darling, sweety, this seems like a wonderful idea, trust me, it isn't."

    Her boyfriend just kinda stood there slack jawed. Luckily my friend Mark, who's amateur UFC was there as backup in case things got a little too rowdy...

    ... and they did! Sorority bitch goes and gathers her flock of equally chubby hipster friends and while we're gathering to leave this drama warehouse they confront my girlfriend and myself with such rhetorical questions like "Why the fuck are you still here, huh? Get lost bitch." Then sorority bitch goes for my girlfriend's throat again and I grab her damned arm, but not in time. They both topple to the ground and start brawling.

    Now I didn't see it happen. No one did really. Suddenly there's a collective gasp at the party with people all around the two brawling girls. That fat bitch is limp. Dead limp. Ragdoll limp and being drug away from the middle of the living room where all this shit went down. At first I thought my girlfriend had knocked her out fucking cold. Nope. Mark had snuck in and in about 30 seconds had put her out with a firm chokehold. In his own words: "If I'd held her like that for another minute she'd have had brain damage."

    We left. Fuck parties that try to mix frat types with internet nerds. They never work out.

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