A few memorable moments that I remember:
An email virus caused a temporary inability to send mail over the internet, the good thing is that it also caused my inability to receive offers to enlarge my penis and buy viagra at a discount.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck starred in the "film" GIGLI, a film so bad that they used it to torture Saddam Hussein.
Americans show their might by stop calling french fries french, and start calling them freedom fries. The french demand that the statue of liberty be renamed "Pommes".
Americans finely tune their technique of scaring the shit out of their inhabitants by shouting wolf. Sales of water cans, flashlights and canned food reach epic highs. As an example of how distracted people were, three copies of GIGLI were sold on DVD.
The USA convices numerous banana republics to go to war against Iraq with them, including Guam, Puerto Rico and Iceland.
The band Dixie Chicks is executed in Texas for having an opinion, at great cheering by americans, a nation that leads in freedom of speech and sells Freedom Fries.
Military personnell find three cups of sugar in the kitchen of one of Saddams palaces. The CIA has reason to believe this can cause dental damage. Iceland's prime minister decides that this justifies Iceland's participation in the war.
Israel builds a huge gas chamber around Palestine. The US supports the action claiming "We owed them one".
Arnold Schwarzenegger is elected governor of California, says he'll solve the budget problem with phrases like "I'll be back" and "Get down!".
The RIAA execute a 86 year old woman for using electricity, on the basis of electricity being needed to run KaZaa and Grokster.
Madonna and Britney Spears kiss. Mens faith in god increases by 300%.
To increase their countrys security, the US makes foreign airlines put giant corks on the nose of their planes before they enter the country. The CIA later defines the corks "Weapons of mass destruction"
