ah kotaku. i think i might submit a story about GTAV and claim the V actually stands for Venerial-Disease. the GTA games are now about promoting safe sex between male-female, male-male, female-female-, male-male-female, male-female-male and male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-male-female partnerships.
the game will feature an early release in somalia in order to combat piracy, and will be subscription based, costing over 73 Yen per day, as the game is also free-to-play micro-transaction based, and will only be released on the SEGA Genesis, which will be returning in the holiday period of 2012.
and kotaku will eat that shit up like the shit covered cunts they are.
Yeah it's not a great website.