Fletch

if you were in a fire fight with somebody, what the hell would compel you to stand in front of the EIGHT FOOT TALL BARRELL OF FLAMABLE MATERIALS. idiots.

your mom's special

happy birthday. hope you don't get fucked in the ass by burly men today.

It couldn't be, he's not wearing jean shorts taht are 4 inches too short.

do you want a cookie?

what the fushizzle?

two shots to show the depths of my sexy cinder block and particle board beauty

/me humps zee vinyl

Actually I'm really skinny. I have an overactive metabolism and exercise 2 hours every day. Now I'm a lean mean drinkin machine.

I remember that I was wearing a Blink 182 t-shirt the first day I met you and I think you wanted to kill me. But then we drank guiness and hit the cans with gold clubs and it was all good. So remember kids, punks, fake punks, and emo kids can all get along thanks to our mutual love of being drunk and hitting innanimate objects. But then again, I'm never going to another Blink 182 concert again thanks to the 14 year old kids that threaten to kick my ass in line before they turn around and realize i have 2 feet on them

if it doesn't make monkies fly out of my ass, i won't be impressed.

repeat after me: we are all individuals.

KILL IT!!!!!

i'm gonna be that guy that makes retardedly simple levels for HL2 because i'm too lazy to learn new technology. fy_iceworld_hl2 baby! its on its way!

voodoo 3 pci!!!! its the shizzle!

All hail the return of the indestructable one man army against terrorists and evil politicians! He'll kick your ass and then chop your head off wih his shoelace.

i'm sorry, you're hosted by planethalflife. your street cred is officially gone.

I'm pretty sure Tarantino test marketed this by monitoring everytime people in the theater noticed the gaping plot holes and incoherent logic and throwing more ninjas and samurais on screen to distract them from thinking about it. Oh, and lets spent 15 mintues to idolize an old japanese guy who was in bad samurai films. This is why Harry Knowles will never be allowed to to make a movie, inevitabely there would just be a shot of him jizzing on an effigy of spielberg or lucas.

I can train a monkey not to image link from geocities, what's your excuse?

wow, a carrot top joke. that might have been funny in 1997. no wait, still wouldn't have been funny.

stop hijaking my insult thread bitches

1)Short fat guy gets ring 2)Bad people want ring and try to take it from him 2)Short fat guy throws ring and stupid retard guy into volcano The end. Why the fuck does that need to take 9 fucking hours to say.

Maybe when I'm finished I can make you a sig that doesn't look like it was made by a 4 year olf with downs syndrome.

OH wow, I'm gay. That's so fucking original Mojo. Gonna call me a booger picker next. How about a poopy face. Good to see all that money your family put into college went to buying you dingdongs to stuff your fat face with and hookers that cried everytime they finished servicing you.