Fletch

hilarious like the Jews... burn

Wow, Arafat supports a movie that paints Jewish people as the root of evil. I'm really fucking shocked.

mdoerator

n.

One that arbitrates or mediates

yeah, don't get on the highway, it's how people die.

this guy told me jesus loves me... then he soiled himself and asked for my spare change.

it was settled by rich white people that didn't want to live in Dallas. now it's filled with... rich white people that don't want to live in Dallas

I went to one trying to buy socks and came out with a shower mat. i still can't figure out how that happened

Guide To Surviving Plano:

1) High School kids in Mustangs are the alpha-males of Plano society. Kill one within the first week to gain respect from the rset of the pack.

2) Red lights are a suggestion to think about maybe slowing down if you kinda feel like it. Otherwise, gun your engine the second you see one and flick off anybdoy who gets mad at you about it.

3) Only pussies go when lights turn green. Dirty, rotten, shitfaced pussies.

4) Kohls. Nobody shops there. Nobody knows how they got there. They just kind of exist, so don't try to figure them out.

5) If you run into a girl of above average intelligence, pour salt in her eye and dump her out the side of your car at the city limits. Their kind is not appreciated.

6) Only losers use the light rail. Instead of public transit, buy the largest SUV you can find with the smallest miles/gallon rating.

7) Don't even try to go to a restaurant on Friday night. The entire civilization goes out to support the chain industry then. Instead, eat at Taco Bell.

Don't go to East Plano. Only poor people live there, and they have diseases. Pay a small Mexican boy to carry your things there if you desperately need to go.

9) You can pick up small Mexican boys as ady laboreres at the shed behind Best Buy. Nothin finer than labor at 1 buck an hour. It's not illegal, cause they're not citizens!

10) Don't trust whitey.

where mike and I grew up / HQ of Gearbox

Welcome to Plano... there is a movie theater.... the mall.... a lot of starbucks and blockbusters... some rich white people.... more rich white people.... bowling i think

Plano sucks. Me happy me no go there no mo.

Exactly, I read an article about it. It was placed directly above the photo of the monster of loch ness:

man that looks like a floating dildo

I respect people with faith. Of the many self-improvements i've made in life, faith is still the one thing I that seems out of my reach. Props to those who have it. Boo to those that try to force it upon other people.

I agree with my colleageue DD

osama is living on my couch. i promised to watch him for a few months.

the bible also says lots of wacky shit about when you can and can't stone people. they're more like guidlines than actual rules

DT 21:17

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard."If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son," then "stone him with stones, that he die."

so I guess that means the lot of us are just as bad as gays.

Come on, how can you hate on a religion that worships Bibleman?

he's got a sword. its kind of like a lightsaber... with Jesus power!

/me pushes buttons

Not all marriages take place in a big chapel with all the hooplah, I could go to a court judge and get the paperwork and be married by a judge. Nevermind the fact that if it is so religious in nature our wonderful president shouldn't be forcing his fucking religious views on the rest of the nation.

Or you could go on Fox and marry a millionare, or a midget, or a slut, or a random stranger, or a zebra... no wait.. you can only race zebras on Fox, not marry them.

especially the Church which isn't exactly a group of people you want to piss off.

but my life would be so dull if i didn't have the church to piss off

you could buy some homoerotic LOTR art to hang on your wall

u r teh winnar!

it's so deep it's practically floating

13.98 will be purchasing me a new spindle of cd-rs and a 6 pack of Fat Tire

Aww hells yeah. $13.86 from joining in the class action lawuit against the record industry. I'm bling blingin now.

Homoerotic LOTR Art to celebrate!!!!!

well. i hereby give up every trying to argue with DD

Yeah, I got hired as a mapper there.

I got hired as a texture artist there. Funny how life works. At least we don't need to have our coworkers buy us beer anymore.