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Gorgeous Dave, you've progressed wonderfully. I can't wait to get to the city to pick up bloodlines. I nominate his portfolio for spotlight!!!

beautiful... well done.

I'll buy it for sure. I am happy for you mr. beeblebrox, oh how this community has changed.. and not. I am sure it will be a wonderful gaming experience.

pop quiz who the hell is helena? and how do I have 20% with her...

*induces vomiting* I will be glad never to see it again. MAZYWORLD!!! da little fishy in the little water pond thingy.

Umm only thing i can think of is wear the gimp suit, grab a dildo, and sit at her place for 24 hours. She shows up at 12 for me, dunno why she wouldn't for you guys. As soon as the first date happened, i continued till i got 100 with her. Only ummm... if i recall correctly i had a second date with her, wearing the gimp suit, then she called me and told me to go in her place and pickup the keycard, and that she wanted her share.

As far as I know there isn't... but I may have finished something before that. Millie is the one in venturas right? I just went to my house to the west of her place, got changed into gimp suit, saved game 3 times (so 18 "hours" would pass) then went to her house. Kept doingt that till I hit 100%. She doesn't give you anything though... Anyone know where helena is? And I will look for the sentinel near the amunation soon. Were you in some sort of other vehicle when you found it? and what time of day was it? I have been delaying finishing the game, I don't want the wonders to end. The variety in mission types is so neat. Makes it so much more interesting.

A CD you bought? Must be from the hostagedown mappack.. that didn't last long hehe.

You will need a month fletch... well at least 2 weeks... That chopper one? My only problem was being too eager and shooting the chopper when cars were near me... boom I go. Just had to get far ahead of the chopper, park, and take aim. One rocket and a few rounds from my ak took it down quickly. I'm getting pretty good at leading the cop choppers with rockets.

I absolutely lost it the first time I walked into the Los Santos police stations showers... Classic.

Alright for your girlfriend, Millie, camp out at her house just befroe 12:00. Her car, and the date will show up. My best advice to raise to 100% quick, is wear the gimp suit each time you see her. Saves you from driving around and you get extra % faster. Barbara is a pain... her % raises so slow, and driving all the way into San Fiero to hit up the club takes a while. Barbara and umm can't remember one in San Fiero are at 00:00 and millie is at 12;00 (she's the one in venturas) Anyone got info on helena? And I love working for rosi, kinda worried about continuing too far, looks like I'm hitting another big plot switch. WHERE IS THE SENTINEL!!!?!?!?! and I figured I would have to camp the streets for zero's mission. Sigh.. thanks for the help though. I've gotten all 5 no problem, but it'sjust getting back that doesn't go so well.

*note in reply to teritories* *spoiler* you don't need to get them all. I had taken over all the ballas teritories (besides 2 downtown, could never find 4 gang members together) and none of the yellow guys, and still proceeded with my other missions and got the boot. Crazy thing is doing all those teritories was a real nice way of raising your respect, load of good that does when you no longer have gang members... If end of the line is the one with you on the bike shooting off the back... My advice is try and try again. Eventually you'll get a feel for which cars will eventually get blown up dynamically, and you can target the ones that don't blow up as soon. And make sure to take out the guys on motorcycles. You can pretty much ignore the big truck though. What I wouldn't give for a damn mouse for when you aim in the "over the shoulder third person" My room is cold, and with cold fingers it's damn hard to be acurate.

OMFG I have NOT been online in the last week since my laptop crapped out on me. And there was one specific reason for me not caring to fix it.... San Andreas. Everything was wonderful till I unlocked San Fiero, and I became worried it would get real tedious driving back and forth accross the huge distances. Turns out it wasnt. One small piece of advice, as soon as you can access fiero (and the surounding countryside) you can jump down on a vehicle from a ledge near the airport. You can only use one chopper (no planes) but it's worth it. Don't recomend wandering into venturas teritory or you get 5 stars real quick. NOW! I need help. I HATE zero's missions. Is that damn rc plane mission even possible (his retribution mission) I run out of fuel long before I can make it back. Also, the first airport leaving mission for your mysterious friend is a damn nuisance dodging trees. All I can say, is the variety in the missions is ASTOUNDING. I just finished one, well earlier today, where you umm board a plane in mid flight, don't want to say much more but it's incredible. CJ is soooo talented! I LOVE the parachutes too. I'm in venturas, and have maxed all my weapon/driving skills (besides flying). I managed to max my gambling skill too, and quickly came into 8 figures (aka 10mil) So needless to say, I'm loaded and proceeded to buy up all the guns and go on a rampage. I love this game. Anyone else messed with the whole girlfriend thing? WHERE THE HELL IS HELENA? I've maxed the others, don't know where the hell I met her. (I do all the submissions as I go along, just to make sure i dont miss anything, though it kinda seems like you can't in San Andreas) The various races, are well worth it. And if you are tight for money, as soon as car exporting is unlocked, grab all the vehicles they want you to grab. You get crazy money. ALSO where the hell can I find a sentinel? (Sorry, it's been a week, I love this game, and I'm only 70% done it says. Yet to find ANY of the oysters, but i've found horseshoes and some of the sprays.) *giggles, goes back to game* Seriously though, help me with Zero's mission. I hate it, I should've been done it 4 days ago.

First completed map. I did some recreation of the peel tower from some high school novel, but i had to compile each floor seperately cause I was such a humongous noob. This is the one I suceeded on. I will not shed a tear if I never have to ghost through that again. Textures misaligned left and right, horrible brushwork, nasty lighting, wrong textures. Ewwww..... *it's called as_swissbank*

Canada! It's so small (the country) there's no point in mentioning where (location to the left = wrong) I live in an igloo and hunt beaver.