Duff-e

i had a strong pain in my penis the first time i jerked off

god was angry that day

(also i got off to lola bunny, the girl rabbit from space jam....god she was so hot)

im pretty sure no one is dumber then ewok vonferret and DD

besides me of course

(i saved you a lame comeback with that last line, THANK ME LATER)

yea so i also have decided to abandon game design. the fame and fortune was too heavy and even when i was at my peak i was addicted to smack....sometime in the next 4 years maybe someone will be able to capture a portion of my genius (mazy seems close) BEST OF LUCK

in other news, giant penis flys in DD's mouth - fierce struggle, penis overcomes

i just got back from passion of the christ and went into labor halfway through the film

TY JESUS

ive jerked off about 900 times

today

and im sure everyone else on earth has too, so technically were all going to hell. i mean even people that practice celebacy (sp?) wonka their willy right?

oh god everyoen is turning into rd

thrik who is that in your sig

and in other news CS:CZ = GOTY

oh mikeleton, shameless promotion

only if its from the hot coals of love from your heart baby cakes <3

/me gets into helicopter with jeff goldblum

*CUE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG*

i was supposed to see it last night, i didnt want to though.....i dont have $9.50 to blow on a horror movie. im a very poor man.

that projector has HI on it. burn it before your eyes explode in your face.

wasnt the last temptation of christ a bigger deal then this?

btw i walked down times square 2 days ago and a guy with a big black hat said jesus loved me so.....yea.

I THINK ILL JUST WATCH THE MVOIE KTANKS

i have sex with cars

i remember watching some show that said when the movie roots came out bunches of black kids would just randomly start beating up white kids because of what they did to them as slaves.

funniest segment. ever.

oh god RD titor is so so so so so so so so sOOOOOO very old

like i hate being a fag about it but JESUS CHRIST THIS IS OLD

i love you so

btw DD you're wrong (then again we could both be wrong cause you cant prove or disprove either, im just saying based off of his text) titor clearly says states that time isnt run on just one line but yet different things happen on different lines

FOR EXAMPLE:

im in the present 2004 on the timeline here

Timeline 1:

____________________i___

Timeline 2: (going back in time)

____________________i___

___i____________________

if i go back in time im not going back in time on the same line, same past yes but a completely alternate reality. therefore if you change the past you're not changing it on your line but altering a completely seperate chain of events, not the one you are orginally from.

black men recieve large genitals.....prosperity is merely the white mans revenge

SOMEONE MAKE ME A MAP OF THE SHIRE TO SCALE

why dont you all cry about it, jesus.

very very nice

btw i like you more then von ferret.

if theres one thing i think we can all agree on for a topic like this, its that ding dongs should really have a double cream filling......seriously you have to eat like half of the damn thing before you hit any white.

wasnt the world supposed to end like 50 times over already by now? im getting impatient

we'll all be long dead in 2280 anyway and have achieved pimp status among god and his hos

if i said i was looking at her melons then you would say "DUFFY WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SICK COMIC BOOK MASTURBATING PERVERT" and then i would be guilty as charged