mikezilla

le sigh... i'm hungover and this doesn't look right.

the manager doug lombardi fired me.

he didn't like my eclectic blend of reggae synth emo mariachi death metal.

his loss.

ok this is your one warning

dont post that shit or you're banned.

thanks,

the management.

I posted about no spoilers, but thats just what the movie did... to my appetite.

Two thumbs firmly up my ass I'd watch Deus Bigalow again before this.

Matrix 3 is a failure that makes 2 look like the Godfather.

Please now you post your funny one liners about how matrix rev ruined your entire life.

so thats cool. what with all the red, greens, and white

VIVA MEXICO

wow that game looks killer on the website.

too bad i got carded on the way in. that fool proof plan is sure to stop the kiddies from breaking in.

For the record, I never wanted to kill you Fletch. :wink:

lord knows i have

lol i posted that on mikezilla.net not mapcore... you mo.

not to mention i didn't say your name.

its pretty damn sweet

ha, hes wearing adidas.

so hes addicted to h.

cant say i saw that coming.

your eyes are scary.

fletch is about as funny as carrottop after an entire bottle of prozac.

BAZING

postman is a pro. listen. and you will make it far.

i'll do it lata.

why does this thread totally suck?

I need your help on the answer here... you have to mentally paste all of your jokes into this spot.

what

you mean i have to make tutorials too???

are you out of your mind.

i was like wtf, then i saw your brilliant calculus on the side there.

well played.

hlrally still exists?

oh well I'm sure we can cook something up.

Alright I got all my crap uploaded to my site... tons of videos. So I thought I'd post them here first for your consumption. Yes I'm aware some of these are of poor quality.. and some make little to no sense. Well die. Big ups to Rick Casterline... these videos are just as my much his as they are mine... hes the behind the scenes talent... and i'm the in front of the scenes jack ass.

A DAY AT BRADS

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/brads.mpg

This is the longest and probably most boring in the lot. But still has some really cool stuff in it. Like... my 900 of the dock. Suck it Tony Hawk.

PURPLE CATERPILLAR

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/caterpillarweb.mpg

This one actually caught some pretty good rotation around the net. It got linked back to me at one point which was scary and sort of cool. Anyway this video features me falling off a melted plastic caterpillar at 35mph about a foot off the ground. Gold.

CRAP

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/crapweb.mpg

The appropriatly titled "CRAP" features... umm... an abused 3 liter of dr. pepper, a shopping cart, and my lack of pants at one point. It makes more sense than shakespeare and so do i.

CRIBS : MIKEYS HOUSE

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/cribs.mpg

Easily the most popular, and the most recent, this is a cribs style tour of my house complete with Nelly band aid. Weighing in at a hefty 56 meg, say goodbye to my bandwidth for this month. Heh. This one is one for the record books.

EL TWINKIES MUERTE

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/eltwinkiesmuerte.mpg

The original gangsta. The video that started it all. This is me and fletch deciding the matrix and hostess snacks need to be combined in horrific fashion.

FREESTYLE FALLING

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/freestylefalling.mpg

Pretty much the only film to feature good editing of any kind. Also in widescreen. Oh and I hurt myself... a lot.

GERIS GAME 2 : THE REVENGE

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/gerisgame.mpg

It's ok to blatantly rip off a brilliant oscar winning pixar short if you pretend Michael Bay produced it... and add fire. This is me playing chess again ... myself. It's cool.

MINI SKATEBOARDING

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/miniskate.mpg

This one is pretty damn cool. It's me and rick skating with our behind regions like 4 inches off the ground... not really sure how this started but by the end we got pretty good.

POKETARTS

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/poketarts.mpg

At some point me Fletch and Rick decided that a silent film would be a good idea. So we grabbed whatever we could find in the kitchen and wrote a plot based around that. We found... pokemon pop tarts... or "poketarts" This is their story... as told through the magic of silent film.

WAY OF THE SAMURAI

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/samurai.mpg

Funny story. So in my college english class we were instructed to do a project or paper of some kind. Well me and my friend here decided we'd just do a cheap action movie and turn that in instead. I think we were going out of our way to fail, but we got an A. So we failed at failing, enjoy the failure.

THE RACERS

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/theracers.mpg

Well you take one part lion king and one part life threatening respiratory disease and you have this brilliant ... thing. Hey I like it.

THE TRAILER

http://www.mikezilla.net/videos/trailer.mpg

This is a trailer for a movie we made up, again we wanted to steal people's styles and make a cool ... thing. The snatch intro is probably the best part... oh and the will smith esque shot of me hauling toosh across the bridge... yeah big willie style.

well this thread has lost all meaning now.

locked.

your welcome for the sig.

mayco this isn't a live journal.

ok now for my actual response:

Welcome to #mapcore. #mapcore is a channel where people chat and hang out and have fun. #mapcore is not the presidency of the united states. #mapcore is not the United Nations. #mapcore is not your fucking khakis.

I think you're taking this way too seriously. There is no one person in "charge" of well... what is there to be in charge of? Like I said, It's a channel for fun... if you're not having it by all means leave, don't let the door hit you on the ass.

In addition. You've given me what... a day to prove myself? That's fair. Thanks for staying "unbiased" about it like you seem to think is so pivotal to the survival of the channel.

About mojo. Saying he's "too nice" or whatever. I've been good friend with Pat for like 5 years now, I take everything his says very seriously and we respect each others opinions and views. I guarantee if he thinks I should change something, I'll sit down and it with him until we're both satisfied.

You're welcome to come back to the channel anytime and get your masters back.